I'm still not convinced that CBS Cares as much as they just wanted to broadcast the most ridiculous commercials in the history of television.
This year, however, I have an actual product for you. I present to you the Pearl Necklace:
And if that one doesn't accurately represent it for you, there's a second design option:
The description, taken directly from the website, for these lovely pieces reads:Pearl Necklace is a seemingly amorphous cast silver shape on a chain that is actually an accurate representation of semen. It is a visual marker of chaos turned perfection through an act of beauty and lust. Pearl Necklace is a physical reminder of a fleeting moment of pleasure.
Well if that doesn't scream "Merry Christmas" and/or "I love you", I don't know what does.
12 comments:
Hilarious!
Seriously??? Oh my.... (shaking head :)
That is too funny.
Wow. Perfect to match those Golden Shower earrings I got her last year!
First, what were you looking at that got you to stumble across these? :)
Second... someone would seriously pay $420-2200 for that?!! Crazy.
This is..and you are...so f@#%in wrong. You know, people think about this stuff, but you actually blog it. I'm crying here.
Um....wow....that is the perfect present for the girl who has everything...
so glad you finally figured out what to get me. either would go great with some very special outfits i have.....
how did you find those?
OMG - I just added BOTH of these to my Christmas wish list. NOW it's complete:)
WOW!!!
Wow. There is no better way to publicly say "I'm a whore" and still not be completely devoid of class...
But just about the littlest amount you can possibly have.
We should invent a necklace of a fart. Nothing says I love you like being comfortable with a fart.
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